February 2012
When you don't want to look lonely so you pull out... →
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
When you're asleep. →
Expectation: Reality:
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
